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There were these Jehovas witnesses that came to my door yesterday morning (A Monday morning!? Really? Almost no one is going to be home!?) and I got inspired to draw these last night after work. Things you can do other than politely saying you aren’t interested. You can pretend the watchtower is a real estate offer for a fancy condominium development, and act really sad and confused when they tell you it’s not. Or you can just be frighteningly, threateningly, friendly.

notordinaryfashion:

Yiqing Yin Haute Couture Fall 2013 

notordinaryfashion:

Yiqing Yin Haute Couture Fall 2013 

If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also
Matt 5:39

This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.   

(via thefullnessofthefaith)

MOther FuCKeR

(via aintlifepeachy)

THAT makes a lot more sense, now, thank you. 

(via the-world-is-a-corner)

So Jesus is advocating a nonviolent psychological warfare tactic exploiting social norms re: dominance & perceived superiority.

I like Jesus an awful lot. 

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queenoftheimps:

batteur-senpai:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

calliedope:

hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh

thank you so much for putting this into words 

Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid

Went in their on Friday before a movie and they were playing the last few songs of My Chemical Romance’s ‘Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge’ and I knew all the words and I sang along and I REGRET NOTHING also I am turning 26 next month.

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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…I didn’t do anything evil. Huh. I actually just tried to give a shy young Indian guy some helpful dating advice for Seattle women. That was alright. And he is not going to try to date people from his office now. That’s good.

Oooooook. And this is the part where evil me is going to have a lot of fun tonight.

Oooooook. And this is the part where evil me is going to have a lot of fun tonight.

Oh no. No no no no no. You ain’t talking to me. In fact, I just had an anonymous rant session with some chill teenager from the south end about how much I am not talking to you, and we anonymously bonded over each other’s life struggles and hopes for the future, and now you just wanna text “hi” and call tonight like I never got annoyed with you earlier today? Oh lawwwwwd have mercy. I don’t think so.

I meant to write brassy yellow not breast yellow omg. I can’t edit that post I’m crying.

Anonymous
asks:
I just wanted to say that your hair is so so pretty O_O would you mind if i asked how you got it done? Did you dye it yourself or did you go to a salon or something? Its just so pretty (i might copy it)

stoned-levi:

Alright so my natural hair is dark as fuck right and I wanna get white hair so I’m like shit well there’s no way in fuck I’m gonna attempt this on my own so I went to this asian hair salon (I just trust asians with lifting dark hair because they know the struggle) and they bleached it twice in one day then toned it. It was a golden-yellow blonde— temporary, I just had to lift the black out.

I waited a while for my hair to feel like hair again (it was like mush) then I recently went to a local salon  and she dyed my roots dark brown and used a blue toner on my yellowy brassy hair to turn it this color called “silver beige”.

What I would have done if this was the color I actually wanted: I would’ve just bleached my dark hair to like a yellowish orangey whatever (a world of less damage), asked my colorist not to bleach my roots, and gotten the blue toner put in there.

I am still trying to get white hair and everyone is doing it wrong *lies on face*

I’ve figured out that you can use 30vol on your hair the first time, (my natural hair is a pretty strong/thick dark brown with dark red highlights and then I wait a week to let my hair rest. At that point it’s kind of a yellowy blonde with orange areas if I hurried.

Then the next time you use 20vol for a little longer and this way it lifts more gradually since your hair is lighter already. After about 30 to 50 minutes of this, if you can take it, (you’re not bleaching your roots though so it shouldn’t hurt that much) your hair will be pale yellow where it was breast yellow or orange and whitish yellow where it was almost pale blonde if you for that far from the 30 vol. Basically your touching up dark missed areas with the 20 and making them paler.

Then once you get a nice consistent whitish yellow you can time with purple shampoo and lavender/blue conditioner.

Hmmmm I’d pay to watch a movie where Tyler Oakley is just an evil clown ghost that pops out of nowhere freaking people out.


“Ahhhh it’s the Tyler Oakley clown! Run for your lives! “

tinypenguininja:

memeguy-com:

Awesome Powerpuff Girls Buttercup Cosplay Nailed it

Uhm, it’s a Buttercup Cosplay cosplay

tinypenguininja:

memeguy-com:

Awesome Powerpuff Girls Buttercup Cosplay Nailed it

Uhm, it’s a Buttercup Cosplay cosplay
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Ah yes…. It’s always the guy who brings the cheap costume crown to work.

Ah yes…. It’s always the guy who brings the cheap costume crown to work.